Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
→ A vacant posession.

What did the blonde's dentist find?
→ Teeth in the cavity.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ She's trying to hold on to a thought.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.

"No," said the brunette.

"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
→ Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
→ They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
→ A blonde tried to shoot herself!