Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What did the blonde think of the new computer?
→ She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
→ They can't find the zipper.
→ They cant find the pull tab.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

Why do blondes drive VWs?
→ Because they can spell it.

What is 74 to a blonde?
→ 69 plus VAT

What's a blonde's favourite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
→ The vegetable garden.

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
→ "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"