Aviation Jokes — best jokes

- Tower: Cannot read you, say again!

- Pilot: Again!

- Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?

- Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.

- Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel..

- Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.

- Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all working.

- Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.

- Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.

- Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.

- LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check

- Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

- Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?

- Pilot: Yes.

- Tower: Yes what??

- Pilot: Yes, SIR!

- Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival.

- Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

- Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.

- Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.

"I want a round trip ticket," says the man.

"Where to?" asks the agent.

"Right back to here."