Animal Jokes — best jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!

An actor went to see a new agent one day and said:

- You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.

So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk.

- So you do bird impressions - said the agent:

- what else can you do?

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.

What's a mouse's favourite record?
→ Please cheese me!

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!

Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!

What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!