Animal Jokes — best jokes

- Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.

- Then you'd better buy a little pig.

Do pigs like Backgammon?
→ No, they prefer their backs scratched.

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
→ It's pretty dull.

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage in November?
→ She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?
→ They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
→ They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
→ They threw a sowprize party.

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business?
→ He couldn't get it off the ground.

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
→ He called it "Ham Hocks".

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?
→ Tuskanini.