Random joke from this category
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow:
- What the heck are you doing down there?
And the fellow shouts back:
- Yoga!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
→ A megasorass.
What is Black and White, and Red all over?
→ A Skunk with a diaper rash.
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
→ Cheap-Cheap
Sally was a girl with no horseback riding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. As she climbed on the big Palimino, it took off at a gallop. Sally was sliding off. She tried to grab the mane but she couldn't seem to get a grip. So in a great rush she threw herself from the thundering horse, but her foot got caught in the stirup. She was at the mercy of the pounding hooves, near unconsciousness, when......
The Wall Mart manager came out to turn the ride off.
A Horse walks into a bar: "Hey buddy," says the bartender, "why the long face?"
Why isn't gambling allowed in Africa?
→ Because of all the cheetahs.
What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?
→ Mick Jagger sings:
- Hey, Hey, you, you, get off of my cloud.
An English sheepherder says:
- Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.
Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It died.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It was tied on to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
→ It got hit by the first two.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
→ Peer pressure.
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.
He sits down and the doctor says:
- What's the problem?
The frog says:
- Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?
