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A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
- Davy, what noise does a cow make?
- It goes moo.
- Alice, what noise does a cat make?
- It goes meow.
- Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
- It goes baaa.
- Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
- Errr.., it goes.. click!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
- Mother: What does the cow say?
- Child: Moo!
- Mother: Great! What does the cat say?
- Child: Meow.
- Mother: Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied:
- Bud.
Where did the kittens go on their class trip?
→ To a mewseum.
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
→ When you are a mouse!
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked:
- Whatcha doing, Tim?
- My goldfish died - replied the boy tearfully, without looking up.
- And I've just buried him.
The neighbor was concerned:
- That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied:
- That's because he's inside your cat.
A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man:
- I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!
The man replied:
- Nah lady this cats not clever at all I'm beating it 6 games to 1
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
→ He was an aunteater.
Why did the bat miss the bus?
→ Because he hung around for too long.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on.
How do eels get around the seabed?
→ They go by octobus.
