Animal Jokes — best jokes

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
→ A starredvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?
→ A tarredvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
→ A yardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
→ Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

When is an aardvark jumpy?
→ When he's got ants in his pants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
→ Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Who won the animal race?
→ The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
→ If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?
→ Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?
→ A bardvark!