Random joke from this category
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered.
- How much are your aardvarks? - he asked.
- They're L6 each - came the reply.
- Did you raise them yourself? - inquired the man.
- Oh yes - she said.
- Yesterday they were only L5 each.
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
→ A man holding an aardvark.
- I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him?
- I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite?
- That's what I want to find out.
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky.
- 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that.
- 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion?
→ Tanto
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
→ The Lone Aardvark!
What do you call a Polish aardvark?
→ A Polaark!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
→ Is that your final ant, sir!
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?
→ Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?
→ A paredvark!
