Animal Jokes — best jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why did the bus stop?
→ Because it saw the zebra crossing.

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?
→ I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him.

- Do you mind if I throw him a bit? - said the man to the lady.

- Not at all - she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go?
→ Oh, 'ewe' know!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?
→ Cook-a-doodle-do!

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Birdwatching by Jack Daw

The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen