Best jokes

A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

- Which side is it best to lie on? - she asked.

- The side that pays your fee - replied the doctor.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abe

- Abe who?

- Abe C D E F G H...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abbey

- Abbey who?

- Abbey stung me on the nose!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Abba

- Abba who?

- Abba'out turn! Quick march!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aaron

- Aaron who?

- Aaron the barber's floor!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
→ A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
→ He found time-consuming.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
→ Miss most of the film!

Why did King Kong join the army?
→ To learn about gorilla warfare.