Best jokes

- First witch: My beauty is timeless.

- Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

- They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

- You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

- Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

- Mrs Baggy: Tried to?

- Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

- First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours.

- Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done?

- First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
→ No one.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?
→ You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?
→ Robber ducks!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
→ A little bear!

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
→ A shampoodle!