Best jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
→ "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
→ A vacant posession.

What did the blonde's dentist find?
→ Teeth in the cavity.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ She's trying to hold on to a thought.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other:

- How do you get to the other side?

- You are on the other side - the other blonde yells back.

- Have you heard my knock-knock joke? - asked the blonde.

- No - said the brunette.

- Okay - said the blonde - you start.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
→ Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
→ They can both drive you crazy.