Best jokes

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ Am I exhausted!

- Teacher: Who built the first American car?

- Student: Me Pilgrims.

- Teacher: The Pilgrims?

- Student: Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car.

- Oh, Gladys - said her friend,

- you've lost your engine!

- Never mind dear - said auntie.

- I've got a spare one in the trunk.

Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night?
→ Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?
→ Because she'd never be able to learn the language

- Brother: How do you top a car?

- Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.

Who drives away all his customers?
→ A taxi driver.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?
→ They were both driving their cars at the time!