Best jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
→ Lawn chair.

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.

The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.

The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.

They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.

The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds.

He responded:

- That should be obvious, the first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
→ A ladder in her stocking!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
→ "Holy smoke!"

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
→ To keep their pants up.

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
→ The fire department.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick.
They're even "fast" asleep!

What kind of ears do pumpers have?
→ Engineers.

How do you get down from an aerial ladder?
→ You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

How do you put out a fire?
→ Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!