Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks:
- Any luck?
- Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday - he boasts.
- Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am? - asks the stranger.
- Nope.
- Well, meet the new game warden.
- Oh - gulped the fisherman.
- Well, do you know who I am?
- Nope.
- Meet the biggest liar in the state!
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
→ Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
What sort of net is useless for catching fish?
→ A football net!
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?
→ One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
Have you seen the new fishing website?
→ No, it's not online yet.
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.
- I want to buy three trout - he said to the owner.
- But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.
- Why should I do that? - the owner asked.
- So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!
- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone!
- Counselor: Are you choking?
- Lee: No, I'm serious!
How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?
→ Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"
- Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny?
- Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.
