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Fish Game Show
What TV game show do fish like best?
→ Name that tuna!
What TV game show do fish like best?
→ Name that tuna!
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
→ Birdsthigh fish fingers!
What kind of money do fishermen make?
→ Net profits!
What bit of fish doesn't make sense?
→ The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
→ Angelfish!
Why are fish so smart?
→ They are always in schools!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
→ Fish!
How do fish go into business?
→ The start on a small scale!
When fish play football, who is the captain?
→ The team's kipper!