Best jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?
→ The e-quator.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?
→ I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

What do you call an Internet mystery?
→ An e-nigma.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?
→ e-erie.

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
→ An e-mergency.

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?
→ May the force e-with you.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
→ With a whoop e-cushion.

How do you fix a broken website?
→ With stick e-tape.

- Do you like web jokes?

- Yes - they're e-larious!

- Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?

- No, you should do it on a computer.