Best jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy?
→ So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
→ A flat miner.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
→ A flat note.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
→ A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
→ Just don't monkey with him.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
→ Give him the biggest bananas.

Where does King Kong sleep?
→ Anywhere he wants to.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
→ I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What business is King Kong in?
→ Monkey business.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
→ Because he's a beef-eater.