Best jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acidently on purpose!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abyssinia!

- Abyssinia who?

- Abyssinia when I get back!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abel!

- Abel who?

- Abel to see you, ha, ha!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
→ "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid!

What is big hairy and can fly?
→ King Kongcorde!

If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
→ A ding-dong King Kong.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
→ "Are you my mother?"

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
→ A messy cage.

How do you catch King Kong?
→ Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.