Best jokes

Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.

How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
→ It's a dead letter day.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang mail.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.

What's the definition of a school report?
→ A poison pen letter from the principal.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
→ With love and hisses.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
→ From chasing parked ambulances.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?
→ It might be your bicycle.

- How can I ever thank you? - gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles.

- My dear woman - lawyer replied:

- Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question.