Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker.
- Hey, - cried the foreman.
- what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?
- Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend, - explained Braxton.
- but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him.
- How come you got the cotton in your ears?
- Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.
An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.
- I'll see, sir, - said the clerk.
- What is your name?
- You're having me on now because I'm Irish, - said the Irishman.
- Won't you see the name on the envelope?
An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.
- Wait a minute, - he said.
- you've written the address upside down.
- I know, - said the little old lady.
- the letter is going to Australia.
- 1st vampire: How things?
- 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
I got an anonymous letter today.
Oh, really - who was it from?!
- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- Fred: I is . . .
- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
→ By Bony Express.
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.
- I'm not drawing, Mom - she said indignantly:
- I'm writing a letter to Fred.
- But you can't write - Mom pointed out.
- That's all right - said Betty:
- Fred can't read.
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
→ Best vicious . . .
