The theatrical manager exclaimed:
- Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real.
- It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe.
- Well - said the manager - for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play.
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked:
- Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?
- Learnit, hell, it's a gift - proudly informed the NCO.
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:
- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.
- Is it mandatory to wear it?
- Sure. It's raining outside.
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
→ Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?
→ Aeroflot has killed more people.
What is Iraq's national bird?
→ Duck
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
→ You only have to teach them to take off.
How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.
What is the best Iraqi job?
→ Foreign Ambassador
What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
→ They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
