Best jokes

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.