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Taking My Son
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
- Really, did they accept him?
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
- Really, did they accept him?
- I was in the zoo last week.
- Really? Which cage were you in?
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.
Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic
yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!