Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?"
The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
→ A Frosted Flake.
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
→ Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
→ When they lay on their backs they're screwed!
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.
Which one is the tallest?
→ The blonde -- she is 18 years old!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, "Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first."
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical during intermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.
She smiled and gushed, "Well, hello there Doc." and kept right on going.
After a moment's pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, "Don't worry dear, that's just a young lady I know professionally."
Without missing a beat, his wife asked, "Hers or Yours ?"
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
→ Fucks funny!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.
He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around his head.
The druggist says "May I help you?" The blind man replies "No thank you, I'm just looking around."
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
→ Pick him up and start sucking his dick.
