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New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
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Polish National Library
What happened to the Polish National Library?
→ Someone stole the book.
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Polish Women and Vibrators
Why don't polish women use vibrators?
→ It chips their teeth.
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Polish Battleship
How do you sink a polish battleship?
→ Put it in water!
Polish Party
How do you ruin a Polish party?
→ Flush the punch bowl.
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Polish Sports Car
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.
One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say:
- If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass.
They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing.
They walk over to him and ask:
- Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car.
He says:
- I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times.
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?
A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom.
The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open
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Little Holes
Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.
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Double the Recipe
Why don't blondes double their recipes?
→ The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Missy in Heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for a walk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat.
- What is heat? - Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working on car.
Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for a walk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat.
- What is heat Dad?
Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy and brings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks it in Gasoline and swips her bottom with it.
Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down the street and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says:
- where is missy?
Angela said:
- missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her down the street.