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Phone And Mouthwash
What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?
→ Tele-Scope.
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Birthday Party Line
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
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Phone And Birthday
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?
→ A party line!
Scrooge's Phone Calls
How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
→ Collect!
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Baritone's Phone Calls
How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!
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Touch-Down Phone
How does a football player make phone calls?
→ On a touch-down phone.
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Horse On The Phone
When does a horse talk on the phone?
→ Whinny wants to!
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Frog On The Telephone
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
→ He grew up to be a bellhop!
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Temper Tantrum
How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
→ You get a tizzy signal!
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Fresh Perm
How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?
→ You get a frizzy signal!