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Autumn Leaf Or Catalogue
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Vroom Screech Vroom
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Aardvark's Aquarium
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
→ An aard-shark!
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Hamburger Lover
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
→ Ronald MacAardvark!
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Aardvark Versus Coyote
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
→ One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
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Aardvark's Dog
What does the aardvark call his dog?
→ Aard-bark!
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Ugly Aardvark
What is uglier than an aardvark?
→ Two aardvarks!
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Hungry Computers
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
→ Chips.
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Windows 2000 Delay
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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Mystery Adventure Game
This customer comes into the computer store.
- I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging.
- Well - replied the clerk - Have you tried Windows 98?