Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT:

• she was mistaken for god's bowling ball.
• when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up
• she had to go to Sea World to get babtised
• she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
• her favorite dress is a tent
• she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops
• she has to iron her pants on the driveway
• she needs a building permit for her girdle
• she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring
• she puts on tampons with a bazooka
• she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
• she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon
• she sat on a rainbow and Skittles came out
• she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel
• she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
• when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose
• the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!