Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.