Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet