Yo Mama Jokes — most viewed jokes

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a "Malcom X" shirt, helicopters land on her!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!