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Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, "When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you."

"Faith, I thought as much," said the cunning lady, "but as I had been cheated two or three times before, I was determined not to be fool'd again!"

What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?
→ The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why don't women need to wear watches?
→ Theres a clock on the oven!

What is a wedding tragedy?
→ To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!

Why don't most women ever tell their husbands when they're really enjoying sex?
→ Because their husbands are never there when it happens!

One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"

The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!"

If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every day and women would bleed to death.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
→ Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.

So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.

On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each. On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.

The brainless man asks why the price differece.

The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.