Random joke from this category
When the Sudanese government showed an interest in buying two Russian transport planes to ferry supplies to famine-ridden ares in the south, the acting Soviet ambassador allowed the Sudanese to test-fly the aircraft. They flew to rebel-held Yirol and bombed the city, pushing bombs out of the cargo doors.
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short-tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing.
- Speedbird 206: Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active.
- Ground: Good Morning, taxi to your gate.
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
- Ground: Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?
- Speedbird 206: Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now.
- Ground (impatiently): Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?
- Speedbird 206 (coolly): Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop.
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia by buyer
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.
Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of "Tomahawk" missiles -- now they're called "Boomerang."
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavian air defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfall while the jet was on a bombing run. The plane crashed into an empty field, creating a huge crater. Serbian search and rescue workers have recovered 307 bodies so far, proving that NATO is using Albanian men, women and children terrorists to wage their war of terror from the sky.
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
For $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of a developing country just out of the clutches of communism.
What your $$$ buyz: Russian ammo for one freedom fighter for one month for the ethnic clensing!
Their motto: I wanns be like Ike! A little behind the times, BUT!
They model themselves after the US of A. They want to establish a land- first ridding themselves of undesireables (like the US did against the native inhabitants) Why not? What's good enough for US is good enuff for them!
What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
→ Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
How many Serbs does it take to change a Lightbulb?
→ It doesn't matter.. Theres a Blackout!
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.
Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."
Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks.
Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."
