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A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart..."

There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.

When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT." So they turned around and went home.

A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y. The kid sat with his nose glued to the window as the plane taxied and then took off.

After a couple of minutes in the air, the boy turned to his father and asked, "When do we start getting smaller?"

What's an accordion good for?
→ Learning how to fold a map.

What do you call a pretend railway?
→ A play station!

- I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

- Never mind, you'll pass eventually.

- But I'm the examiner!

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.

It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes up, "what the hell was that?". The truck driver replies, "some kinda animal, go back to sleep."

Further the same thing again, bang, "What the hell was that?", "some kinda animal again."

Further into the night, bang, bang, bang, "What the hell was that?", "Some bastard!". "How terrible", says the hitch-hiker, "but there were 3 bangs"

The truck driver replies, "Yeah, well I had to go through two fences to get the bastard. . ."

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today."

What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?
→ Tired.