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- Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

- Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What is a bus?
→ A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

- Teacher: Where is the English Channel?

- Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

- Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

- Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Have you seen the bus website?
→ Yes - it's just the ticket!

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door.

'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.'

All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.

All Aboard! by Abel Seamann

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"

Men don't get lost; they discover alternative destinations.

Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel?
→ It had running rot and mould in every room.