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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
→ Squash.

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read "CLEARANCE 11'3."

They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4."

"What do you think?" one asked the other.

The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

- Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel?

- I should say not, on my salary!

- Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

- Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself?
→ Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?
→ I wouldn't fit through the door.

The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline "United States"

"Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney, AP Science writer

Washington - Hospitals cost almost 40 per cent more in the United States than in Canada, largely because [...]U.S. hospitals are more expensive, in part, because the cases they treat are 14 percent more complex. [Dr. Donald] Redelmeier, of Wellesley Hospital in Toronto, writing in the New England Journal of Medicine] said this reflects social differences between the two countries."

Frostbite of the nose is not as expensive to treat as a shotgun wound to the belly." he said.

My dad is stupid.
He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
→ By Bony Express.

An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American.

"Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.