Stats/Math Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

What did one math book say to the other?
→ Man I got a lot of problems!

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
→ A senior high school math problem.

- Teacher, I can't solve this problem.

- Any five year old should be able to solve this one.

- No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.

- Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?

- Pupil: All of them!

- Teacher: How much is half of 8?

- Pupil: Up and down or across?

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?
→ Because she didn't know which one came first!

- Teacher: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?

- Stella: That's what I say, what's the difference?

- Teacher: Are you good at math?

- Pupil: Yes and no

- Teacher: What do you mean?

- Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!