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Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?
→ Because the players keep dribbling on it.

What is a jockey's motto?
→ Put your money where your mount is!

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
→ It was a cup draw!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
→ He makes a swish!

- Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery.

- Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."

- Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?
→ Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but "It got away"

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

How does a football player make phone calls?
→ On a touch-down phone.