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How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
→ They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
→ They might be cheetahs!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Sports fad invented by pigs:
Mud wrestling.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?
→ One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, "I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms."

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
→ Puff pastry!

Why men like to fishing so much?
→ They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!