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NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES:
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked "Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?"
The alien answered, "No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!"
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?
→ Gravi-tea!
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a vacuum and someone called out her name, would she hear it?
She thought and answered.. "is it on or off?"
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results.
The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
→ A mad scientist.
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
