Mom/Dad Jokes — most viewed jokes

'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen, 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break?'

'Yes dear, what about it?'

'Well your worries are over.'

- Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet?

- Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes!

- Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time?

- Son: Easy. I have two ears!

Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. 'What are the holes for?' Ben asked.

'They're knot holes,' said his dad.

'What are they, then, if they're not holes?' asked Ben.