Medicine — most viewed jokes

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
→ You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
→ Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about eight hours!

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well.
So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited cause they think maybe he's in touch with reality now. So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down first?" He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."

An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis). The patient goes to a doctor who says he's never seen anything like it, but his penis would probably have to be amputated.

The patient then goes to another doctor, who also doesn't know anything about this decease, but thinks the amputation is indicated. Deeply distressed, the patient decided to go to a Soviet emigre doctor, figuring he may be familiar with this V. D.

Indeed, the Soviet emigre doctor says, "I know this decease! Your American doctors always want to cut. Don't do anything. Two week later, prick fall off by himself!"

- Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

- So, since when did you have this problem?

- What problem?

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology.

When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings!"

What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:

"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

- Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.

- Tell me about your problem.

- I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!

- Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.

- And how long have you had this complaint?

- Who wants to know?