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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bronte

- Bronte who?

- Bronte of the blow!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bridget

- Bridget who?

- Bridget the end of the world!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Barbara

- Barbara who?

- Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- April

- April who?

- April might make you feel better!

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.
My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"
Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

Luke had it first, Paul had it lost; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Peter Jones she never had it again. What is it?
→ The letter L.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Checkmate

- Checkmate who?

- Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blanche

- Blanche who?

- Blanche not!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Balloon

- Balloon who?

- Balloon velvet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Crewcut

- Crewcut who?

- Crewcut and I'm the only one left!