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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anthem

- Anthem who?

- You Anthem devil you!

All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

Where can you always find money?
→ In the dictionary.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cod

- Cod who?

- Cod red-handed!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brazil

- Brazil who?

- Brazil support a girls chest!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Amsterdam

- Amsterdam who?

- Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters!

How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts

How to Diet Successfully by M. T. Cupboard

Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?

Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Agatha!

- Agatha who?

- Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Agnes!

- Agnes who?

- Agnes, Topeka, and the Santa Fe!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alfred!

- Alfred who!

- Alfred the needle if you sew!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ali!

- Ali who?

- Ali, Ali oxen free!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alice!

- Alice who?

- I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!