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Making Snacks by San Widge

My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin

Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant

What's the longest word?
→ Smiles!

Why?
→ Because it has a mile in it!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alva!

- Alva who?

- Alva heart!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alvin!

- Alvin who!

- Alvin a great time, how about you?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allan!

- Allan who!

- Allan-d of Manhattan!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allegra!

- Allegra who?

- Allegra is broken!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alma!

- Alma who?

- Alma-ny Knock Knock

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
→ He sold his soul to Santa.

Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.

When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cyril

- Cyril who?

- Cyril thing - no imitations here!