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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
→ Because it is in the middle of TNT.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cows

- Cows who?

- Cows go 'moo' not who!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cotton

- Cotton who?

- Cotton a trap!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Arson

- Arson who?

- Arson McCullers!

- What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

- He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale.

Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied, ... "Now, when you have a coin toss, you can simply call 'Teds, or Hales!'"

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aardvark!

- Aardvark who?

- Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aaron!

- Aaron who!

- Aaron on the side of caution!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acid down and be quiet!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada burger for lunch!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Adam!

- Adam who?

- Adam if I do and adam if I don't!

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
→ Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing. It just shuts up.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.