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The Polish Medical Dictionary:

  • Anti-Body - against everyone
  • Artery - study of paintings
  • Bandages - The Rolling Stones
  • Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails
  • Botulism - tendency to make mistakes
  • Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U
  • Caesarean Section - a district in Rome
  • Cardiology - advanced study of poker playing
  • Cat Scan - searching for ones lost kitty
  • Cauterize - made eye contact with her
  • Colic - sheep dog
  • Coma - punctuation mark
  • Congenital - friendly
  • Cortisone - the local courthouse
  • D & C - where Washington is
  • Dilate - to live long
  • Enema - not a friend
  • Enteritis - a penchant for burglary
  • ER - the things on your head that you hear with
  • Fester - quicker
  • Fibrillate - to tell lies
  • Genes - blue denim slacks
  • Genital - non-Jewish
  • Hangnail - coat hook
  • Hemorrhoid - a male From outer space
  • Herpes - what women do in the Ladies Room
  • Hormones - what a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
  • ICU - peek-a-boo
  • Impotent - distinguished, well known
  • Inpatient - tired of waiting
  • Labor Pain - hurt at work
  • Medical Staff - a doctor's cane
  • Minor Operation - coal digging
  • Morbid - a higher bid
  • Nitrate - cheaper than the Day Rate
  • Node - was aware of
  • Organ transplant - what you do to your piana when you move
  • Organic - organ repairman
  • Outpatient - a person who has fainted
  • Paralyze - two far-fetched stories
  • Pathological - a reasonable way to go
  • Pharmacist - person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
  • Plaster cast - the drunk roadies backstage at a rock concert
  • Post-Operative - a letter carrier
  • Protein - in favor of young people
  • Recovery Room - place to upholster furniture
  • Rectum - what happened to the Corvette
  • Red blood count - Dracula
  • Rheumatic - amorous
  • Saline - where you go on your boyfriend's boat
  • Secretion - hiding something
  • Surgery - a reason to get an uninterruptible power supply
  • Sterile solution - not using the elevator during a fire
  • Tablet - a small table
  • Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
  • Tibia - country in North Africa
  • Triple bypass - better than a quarterback sneak
  • Tumor - an extra pair
  • Urine - opposite of "You're Out"
  • Varicose - nearby
  • Vein - conceited
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Two anthropologists fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among a group of natives.

"Greetings! How is it going?" says the visiting anthropologist.

"Wonderful!" says the other, "I have discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"

He points at a palm tree and says, "what is that?" The natives, in unison, say "Umbalo-gong!" He then points at a rock and says, "and that?" The natives again intone "Umbalo-gong!"

"You see!", says the beaming anthropologist, "They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"
"That is truly amazing!" says the astonished visiting anthropologist, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"

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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

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