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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
→ The ocean

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
→ Because 7 8 9!

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

What is hail?
→ Hard boiled rain!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?
→ Katabatic

How did the rainbow know is was lost?
→ It was a clear day

"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.

The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied.
"How do you spell that?" asked the manager. "Er — sir — er — can't you just put it down without spelling it?"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day